Redneck Investin Part 5 – Muny over Yonder
Many investors who aren’t ECP simply can’t access decent strategies for investing and practically, if you only have $100,000 to invest, it’s really not worth it in today’s world (better to ‘invest’ in your own living conditions, vehicle, tools, and other things you might actually need). You don’t need to be a redneck to follow these simple rules, but if you want to run a ‘redneck check’ on yourself, here’s a list of signs you might be a redneck IF:
1) Your neighbor dug a big hole in his backyard he calls a ‘mud hole’ which is used on weekends. He fills it with water and lets it sit for days, creating a ‘mud soup’ and then invites his friends over with their trucks as they drive through it one by one, until one turns over or the engine dies.
2) Your other neighbor burns their garbage, plastic bags and all.
3) You need a monster truck to access your property.
4) You don’t have a bank account because you ‘don’t trust them suns a bitches.’
5) You’ve invested more than 50% of your yearly disposable income in your truck.
- Southern: Eating honeysuckle
- Redneck: Chewing tobacco
- Southern: Playing barefoot outside with your friends as a kid
- Redneck: Going to the grocery store barefoot
- Southern: Having a truck
- Redneck: Having any of the following on your truck: a lift kit, a Confederate flag, or any sticker that talks about guns, has the word “pussy”, or actually labels you as a “redneck”.
- Southern: Food with a lot of butter
- Redneck: Food with a lot of mayonnaise
- Southern: Common family nicknames include “Junior” and “Sissy”
- Redneck: Common family nicknames include “Bubba” and “Buzz”
- Southern: Cracker Barrel
- Redneck: Golden Corral
- Southern: Elvis, Johnny Cash, The Allman Brothers, Lynard Skynard
- Redneck: David Allan Coe, Toby Keith, Trace Adkins
- Southern: Having pecan pie crumbs on your mouth
- Redneck: Missing teeth from your mouth
- Southern: Having at least one relative (even if distant and you’ve met them once) who owns horses
- Redneck: Having at least one relative who’s had sex with a horse
- Southern: Having an innocent crush on one of your cousins as a kid
- Redneck: Doing literally anything about that crush
- Southern: Tailgating before a game
- Redneck: Tailgating without having tickets to the game and watching it on a TV in the parking lot
- Southern: Sweet tea
- Redneck: Mountain Dew
- Southern: Drinking moonshine borderline ironically on special occasions like weddings or weekend trips to the mountains
- Redneck: Consuming moonshine regularly like it’s not even a thing
So here’s part 5 in our series Redneck Investin’ – for the ‘other’ America:
Ways to get money, food, a place to live, and other highlights of life in USA
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Source: Redneck Investin Part 5 – Muny over Yonder
